If you are here, you must have somehow made a wrong turn. Go back to the stoplight and take a right, then go for about a mile until you get to this yellow barn with the word 'Blueberries' painted on the side in red.
...or was that a Red barn with 'Yellowberries' painted on the side in blue...
...or was it a BlueRed with 'Barnberries' painted on the side in yellow...
...or was it a cantaloupe.